You’re complaining that a free VR device came with your newspaper, even though by no means do you…

You’re complaining that a free VR device came with your newspaper, even though by no means do you need to use it in order to gain the same enjoyment you usually do out of your newspaper, because it reminded you that computers exist? I hate to think of what will happen when you discover that the New York Times has had a tech section for thirty years.